An aficionado of Korean cars, value meals and generally anything free, I use writing as a means of embellishing my many modest accomplishments. I often claim to have any number of degrees from various unaccredited academic institutions. I am proof that humans can consume Sea Monkeys and survive. I am married to a wonderful woman who obviously had very low expectations when it came to choosing a mate. My two children have quickly surpassed me in intelligence and are blessed to look like their mother.