It’s pouring outside… “I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for some time now” (Caddy Shack)

You’re watching a baseball game, your closer comes in to save the game… “Forget the curveball Ricky, give ‘em the heeeeter” (Major League)

Packing for a trip and all of your shit won’t fit… “We’re gonna need a bigger boat” (Jaws)

You’re hungry… “Two pieces of white toast… 4 whole fried chickens and a coke” (Blues Brothers)

Your buddy has had too much to drink and you just want to give him that little nudge… “How about a nice greasy pork roll sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?” (Wierd Science)

Which reminds me; “Any one with a name like Chet s’got to be a asshole”

Sometimes it is just the mention of a word:
License=”He ain’t even got his license Lisa” (Wierd Science)
Italy=”Welcome to It-ly boys” (Stripes)
Telephone=”Man what’s this guy talkin’ ’bout a telephone, of course a telephone was involved”
Pizza=”Doctor says I swallow a lot of aggression; and a lot of pizzas” (Stripes)

So many more to come…

We’re on a mission from God

And it’s ladies night…tonight

Did you get my cheese whiz, boy?

There was an earthquake, a fire, a flood. I locked my keys in the car…etc

Orange Whip? Orange Whip? 3 Orange Whips.

Have you Seen the light? The Band! The Band – Elwood We’re getting the band back together!

“No!… that’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do!” Robert Stack – Airplane

when leaving the bathroom: “Do NOT go in there. WOOOOOOOO!!” (Ace Ventura)

when asked at a company training seminar to give brief description of myself: “Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. WHen I do, it’s usually something special” (Stripes – yes, I really said it in front of 10 co-workers, some of whom I knew only casually, and the guy running the seminar)

Chuck – why did you just copy one of Fred’s suggestions? “You are one pathetic loser.” (Dumb and Dumber) HA!!!